Dear Followers i.e. Mrs. Newman,

So this spring break didn't go over so well as planned. Teneece had a good time in California, even though she was sick over the break.   She says she had fun though at six flags. David didn't even try to talk to us like man he dropped the ball but don't dock him anymore because I didn't even try to keep in contact either. Zion got a cat and named it Kat. I ate food during the break but pretzels was not on the menu.
This week we are re-meeting and trying to reschedule for the umpteenth time but eventually we will have to eat pretzels one day. I believe this is the week we actually do as we say with no noticeable discrepancies.

Final blog post of the 2015-2016 third quarter this is about to be the worst post I have made so far and I'm fine with that. Teneece just informed that Easter is on March 27 and I was like wait what why that is so stupid isn't it normally in April like this has honestly upset and triggered me to no avail. Trump is leading in the polls Hillary is running its 2016 the best time to do anything is now while common sense and normality is out the window. I might buy some froze pretzels and make those over spring break.

I think David wants to copy all of my blog posts because he keeps looking a my website its kinda weird and flattering. But I just turn down his advances because I only like him as a friend. This is a fun project and its going swimmingly not counting the little hiccups we have had. Those hiccups aren't much of a problem.

Yarr today be the day before spring break starts. This is the best time for the whole group to go the mall together. Teneece is already ditching us to go to six flags but 75% of the group being there isn't that bad of an idea. Imma get some pretzel bites with some cheddar cheese dipping sauce it'll be lowkey lit af. Then im going to Wetzel pretzel and get even more pretzel bites with cheddar cheese dipping sauce. My body is ready for this experience.

I hope this all goes well, and I guess ive been dubbed the pretzel guru now because I worked at the pretzelmaker in the mall but im fine with it.

Pretzel fast facts I learned.
http://foodimentary.com/2014/04/26/april-26-national-pretzel-day-2/
 The first pretzel was created in 610 A.D and was originally called a pretiola

The first hard pretzel was birthed in Lancaster County , Pennsylvania. It was 1710 and was called a bretzel

In the 18th century, German children wore pretzels around their necks as a form of prosperity, health and good wealth and fortune

Pretzels were also known as marriage knots and would be used like a wishbone are weddings.

Pretzels were seen as good luch and spiritual holiness

Post 2 maybe
I just read this sick cookbook.  I cant really quote it all that well because it was a cookbook and it was all about pretzels so every page is a good page. It showed me all sorts of recipes that would change my flavour experience with these pretzels.  It mentioned different toppings like cheese or fruit and different types of breads to use.  Also the which salt would be best for a healthy little treat.

I mean look at this pretzel its pretty good looking

 http://foodimentary.com/2014/04/26/april-26-national-pretzel-day-2/ *website I got the picture from

Post  4
So it was rodeo break we all had plans to go to Park Place Mall and taste some pretzels but the plans ended up falling through.  I had to end up babysitting my baby sister, Teneece gave birth, and David was a fatty and ate chicken wings all weekend.

It wasn't that big of a flop because everyone had reasons so it wasn't one person fault, but I blame Zion because hey why not.

Howdy the homiest of homies. The project has been going great. I have been eating a lot of pretzels on my own time.  I had bargain brand pretzels from Fry's and Chocolate covered pretzel M&M's every so often.  The project will be completed in a calm and orderly manner.

The plan now is to peruse the other pretzel options at Fry's before sampling the hot and fresh kind.